crossed luck


the only good story i have is i was once at the same wedding as daniel radcliffe and my dad said ‘you’re a wizard harry’ because my dad looks a lot like hagrid and daniel radcliffe told him to piss off


Showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns

If it was meant to last, it would have.
― Red (Orange Is The New Black)


plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner


let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”